Monday, October 28, 2013
Friday, October 25, 2013
YOUR MAN'S B*TCH!
I just read a post about what men actually want. Is it the food from the kitchen or the one from the bedroom? A lot of ladies believe that what you prepare for your man is what brings him running home early from work and drags him away from the Saturday night hang-out with the boys. But in agreement with the post I read, ladies don't ask what makes their men cheat.
Basically, every relationship has its selling point- the thing that keeps it going, the attractions and what keeps the green light beaming. Most ladies shy away from discussing the intimate areas of their relationship....even to themselves, in their minds...lol. But truth be told, if you can't admit to yourself that your game in the bedroom isn't tight enough to keep your man tied to you, then you have a lot to learn. Sex is one of the most important, if not the most important aspect of a good relationship. If you just lean back all the time and let your man play the chauffeur.....he's bound to get tired and bored. He would remember a few exes who dared him....who had him DAZED after the "grinding session".....and trust me, you would be seen as a f*ucking boring old hag....excuse my French!
With pregnancy and kids and the hubby to cater to, you almost don't own your self anymore...but babe, you own your husband, your man, your boyfriend, your best-friend. Give him a little surprise every now and then....keep your body on-point, what would you do to get a man of your dreams? Ask yourself.....then apply the tactics. A dog will stray away from home only when home isn't home anymore....and when he needs the company of a bitch!
If you have to be a bad girl to keep a good man....babe, go all out! If your panties are as big as your pillow-cases, you need to "string" them down. If you have very nutty instincts, nothing stops you from expressing yourself.....in the bedroom of course and with that dude who alone you have to impress. There's a book titled "Why Men Marry/Love Bitches"....grab your copy and be the bitch in the house, most especially in the bedroom.....so your dawg don't gatta roam!
Basically, every relationship has its selling point- the thing that keeps it going, the attractions and what keeps the green light beaming. Most ladies shy away from discussing the intimate areas of their relationship....even to themselves, in their minds...lol. But truth be told, if you can't admit to yourself that your game in the bedroom isn't tight enough to keep your man tied to you, then you have a lot to learn. Sex is one of the most important, if not the most important aspect of a good relationship. If you just lean back all the time and let your man play the chauffeur.....he's bound to get tired and bored. He would remember a few exes who dared him....who had him DAZED after the "grinding session".....and trust me, you would be seen as a f*ucking boring old hag....excuse my French!
With pregnancy and kids and the hubby to cater to, you almost don't own your self anymore...but babe, you own your husband, your man, your boyfriend, your best-friend. Give him a little surprise every now and then....keep your body on-point, what would you do to get a man of your dreams? Ask yourself.....then apply the tactics. A dog will stray away from home only when home isn't home anymore....and when he needs the company of a bitch!
If you have to be a bad girl to keep a good man....babe, go all out! If your panties are as big as your pillow-cases, you need to "string" them down. If you have very nutty instincts, nothing stops you from expressing yourself.....in the bedroom of course and with that dude who alone you have to impress. There's a book titled "Why Men Marry/Love Bitches"....grab your copy and be the bitch in the house, most especially in the bedroom.....so your dawg don't gatta roam!
Wednesday, October 9, 2013
RUMOUR HAS IT!
Whenever i'm the first to give someone "secret" gist, I always start with "rumour has it"....have to play safe some times. A certain person who I see every week-day has been constituting a strange and questionable attitude that gets scary. When I say scary....like when he begins to be in the "strange" ways, you don't want to risk sitting close to him. He could bite! He hasn't been that violent or anything but....safety first!
Yesterday afternoon, in the middle of a group discussion, this certain somebody just walks in looking funny....first we guessed he was drunk coz of the look on his face...he had about two to three colours on his face, his eyes were reddish-brown, almost like he got caught in the middle of a transformation. A normal person would have said something to us, probably get pissed or something, but he just smiled....a very wide grin. Like this dude smiles so wide you would believe he has an elastic face....and the smile reveals no teeth...not a toothless smile, he just has the ability to smile that wide without letting his teeth show.
After much dragging and guessing, he spoke! And believe me, I have never heard a man or woman or even a child with the voice that came out of his vocal chords. I swear this guy has to be possessed. There's just no reason why he should have sounded like that, plus he wasn't even faking it. He spoke that way for about 15mins.....he didn't even think it was strange. The more we talked about him and his strange ways....strange voice, the wider his grin! Anyway...i'm not a rumour monger but already rumour has it that he is possessed....some people say he needs to be mentally reviewed and evaluated.
In other news.....I hear that some people really love office romance! As secret as they make it, people just know. How do you live with that? The people in question are mixed o....not mixed breed, relationship-status-mixed kinda mix...lol! One's married, the other is probably searching or not....the search probably yielded the discovery of a married lover. A sweet steal....is still a steal....awoof dey run bele! Another man's wife....another woman's husband....when yawa gas.......issokay!!!
Yesterday afternoon, in the middle of a group discussion, this certain somebody just walks in looking funny....first we guessed he was drunk coz of the look on his face...he had about two to three colours on his face, his eyes were reddish-brown, almost like he got caught in the middle of a transformation. A normal person would have said something to us, probably get pissed or something, but he just smiled....a very wide grin. Like this dude smiles so wide you would believe he has an elastic face....and the smile reveals no teeth...not a toothless smile, he just has the ability to smile that wide without letting his teeth show.
After much dragging and guessing, he spoke! And believe me, I have never heard a man or woman or even a child with the voice that came out of his vocal chords. I swear this guy has to be possessed. There's just no reason why he should have sounded like that, plus he wasn't even faking it. He spoke that way for about 15mins.....he didn't even think it was strange. The more we talked about him and his strange ways....strange voice, the wider his grin! Anyway...i'm not a rumour monger but already rumour has it that he is possessed....some people say he needs to be mentally reviewed and evaluated.
In other news.....I hear that some people really love office romance! As secret as they make it, people just know. How do you live with that? The people in question are mixed o....not mixed breed, relationship-status-mixed kinda mix...lol! One's married, the other is probably searching or not....the search probably yielded the discovery of a married lover. A sweet steal....is still a steal....awoof dey run bele! Another man's wife....another woman's husband....when yawa gas.......issokay!!!
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