I have this friend who willingly blames all the problems of her relationship(s) on herself. With this you probably are thinking "wife material tinz" abi?! Calm down first though. Recently, I was in an argument with a couple of friends....guys and babes and the guys were ranting about how ladies of these days have decided to take to wearing the pants and grabbing their (guys) balls! Having the say and deciding what goes down and who goes where and what time stuff have to happen!
The ladies on the other hand said this new thingy of "ours" is simply because guys are taking their submission too much for granted. with different examples from deciding their friends to answering their calls and some embarrassing incidents. toh.....what did I say? my fiancé would probably read this so....."I didn't say JACK"!!! LMFAO
Back to my friend.....everytime she had to break-up with her boo(s), I'd ask her how she intends to go about it or how it went after everything. One time I asked her, she hilariously said " I make it look like i'm going into a rehab"......and when I asked how or why....she said "I tell them it's not you baby, it really is me......" When she talks about it, there's no remorse....she (we) finds it funny...it really is funny...."it's not you baby, it really is me"!!!
This line has been used by guys....it's practically and almost naturally a guy thing! But my friend here has used it in every single break-up. It's her most favourite break-up line....the killah sef! Like she says it, turns around (picture her in a black leather jacket and dark aviators with a pair of crazy jeans and Timberland boots), walks away in slow motion, wears a wry smile and after she gets to the corner, instead of an explosion........the guy holds his face in his hands and cries.....Okay, too much movie tinz abi!? but about two of them have cried sha.
So.....after giving this gist to my friends, all the guys screamed...."YOU SEE"!!! So thanks to me, they believe without any doubt that girls aren't only wearing the pants, they're also EVIL!!! But are we???....Girls are sweet joor.....*wink-wink
