Looking good is good business, smelling good is cool business! I'm a sucker for good fragrances, either cheap or expensive; as long as I can afford them. I do the whole mixing.... add a few bottles of nice perfumes and come up with my special fragrance. back in school, it was like a hubby when I skip lectures. so I keep myself busy in my little apartment mixing the perfumes, give them as gifts to friends and have "the killer"!
Okay....bottom line is this; everyone has to smell good, but recently I wonder what exactly some people use as deodorants or perfumes. Ladies...help yourself here! This is important. Sometime last week, I realised a certain person I see almost everyday for a couple of hours started having a funky smell. It got so bad at every passing day. I started getting used to holding my breath longer than usual because the moment I see her (yes, a she) coming, I hold my breath till she's gone for a few seconds. But then when I exhale, it seems like the smell sat on my nose waiting for me to breathe-in the horrible smell.
I wonder if non of her friends ever say anything about this "thing" of hers, it's not her, it's whatever it is she sprays on herself. It's really that bad! I could tell her myself but I mean...I could get hurt, pinched here and there maybe....not like I'm scared though, I'll be helping a sister out! So......I make up my mind in the morning on my way out that I'll tell her nicely. I get to work (yes! she's a colleague) and go straight to her office before I chicken out, I get into her office and I knew she was there right from the door.....I could smell her. I felt like I died! That smell sha.....anyway, so I walk straight to her desk and find this bottle right beside her bag, she just sprayed it, rubbing her hands and getting up to hug me...is she for real!? Well, I chested the hug, after all it was a good opportunity to tell her without getting her upset. So I went like..."what perfume do you use?" and with a huge smile she says..."it's an Arabian oil....my own special mix", with all excitement! I had to tell her straight....."it doesn't smell nice o"......and I waited for it, then she starts to laugh like she would choke and said, "kai, you're so funny"!
So.....that's it.....I laughed along and out of the office, looked back at the door with a straight face and walked away!
Lol i wud have done the same thing sha...
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