EYE-BROWS THAT SPEAK!

I have noticed that you can have a permanent facial expression for one whole day. Research has shown (my research) that recently, women have discovered the magic they can perform by playing around with their eye-pencils and eye-liners around the fore-head and eye regions.

Personally, I have given-up on trying to “carve” my brows….I’ve decided to grow them out….I tried to actually. The result was crazy….at any time of the day at all I looked like I just woke up! That wasn’t good for my career so I reverted to my tweezers. The good thing about women wahala is that we all seem to suffer similar problems. I was so hopeful about the eye-brow thingy when I walked in on someone trying seriously hard to get hers together. Like she was practically cursing herself….from how she thought she had a flat fore-head to how her nose is just not right for her face and so on and so forth.

Well…..after about 30mins of struggling with her cute lil’ razor blade (she must have had it for 3years or more); she came out looking confused on one side of her face and totally flirty on the other side. She pulled it off….coming out with two facial expressions on one face! One eye-brow wasn’t particularly defined, I think that’s the one she gave up on and the other had a very sharp arc…like she was up for some wild action (whatever you understand by that)..lol! Anyway, this Mrs. isn’t keen on looking good or being fashionable; she can be forgiven.

This brings me to someone on my BBM contact. Her eye-brows could give you the chills. The thing is that, they aren’t overly designed or too pronounced, they are just awkwardly over-drawn. Her eye-brows stretch all the way to her hairline. She draws them with a “red” eye-liner too (an animation of the Red Sea)…..she then applies silver eye shadow to make you see how well you can pull the “Jezebel” look. I mean, she must not have a mirror, friends or family living with her to be able to appear that way in public. She’s the most courageous lady I have seen.

Some ladies either want to scare people away or they just don’t have an idea what they’re doing infront of the mirror. Either that or they were never given the opportunity to have a drawing board as kids. I just seriously don’t get why they use strange colours….red, maroon, black (I was here), purple and pink too! Then some go as far as taking it all off and using an eye-pencil to map out their local gov’t area on their fore-heads.

Men dey try sha….so you’re married to a lady, wake up on your first night together and trying to be romantic; you want to wake her up with a kiss and…. GBAM!!!... you stumble on the truth. She never spent the night with you before marriage not because she’s born-again……yes bro! you just uncovered the truth, she’s hairless up there!!!