THAT AWKWARD MOMENT!!!

There’s this certain somebody I know who has all the X-rated gossips and gists in the world. The most interesting part of it all is that they are all true stories….stories from her experiences.

X-rated gossips are so catchy you can’t help but listen or eaves–drop. I recall one time we had our usual gathering and of course, with her the gists can’t be decent. She talked about a particular time when she got caught in the act. She had a late night hang-out with a younger dude somewhere in town and he was dropping her off at home when she had an idea…lol! So they decided to have a ride in the car, just outside her apartment.

The going was good…a bit rough according to her, but worth the ride till they got interrupted. Just as she was “getting there”, she practically saw the light. The light is something we all believe people who are about to die see…only those who would make heaven see the light just before they die. Now, knowing she wouldn’t make heaven, at least not in that position….lmao, something had to be wrong. So she stared a bit harder at the light, it was moving up and down…she got a bit confused about the movement as she was moving in the same rhythm as the light. So she tapped bros on the back, talk about giving him a pat on the back for a good job….so far I guess!

She wasn’t seeing “the light”….our own naija men-in-black were on their night patrol and found the car in a suspicious rhythm, they decided to check it out and….THERE!!!! My certain somebody was already surrendering with both hands and legs before her rights were read out to her!

We’ve all had our days….not this exact way though. Ever been caught stealing from a pot of stew? Or taking a big bite from someone’s meat, or cake….sweet maybe!?